I pity you.
I don’t understand how one person could be so ignorant. YOU ARE SO STUPID. There’s really no other way to say it. I don’t know why or how we ever became friends, it really is a mystery to me. I feel so sorry for you.
& as for you, you’re just as stupid; regardless of whether I know you or not. You’re such an ignoramus.
I never thought I would say this but, for the first time, I am actually proud that I go to St. Lucy’s.